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LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

“Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.” “How long have you had this feeling?”
“Ever since I was a kid.”

A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m O. K. but I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say,” asked the nurse.
“Oops!”

A guy walks into work and both of his ears are bandaged up.  The boss says “What happened to your ears?”  The guy says “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron!”  The boss says “Well that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?”  The guy says “Well jeez, I had to call the doctor!”

A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.

“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”

A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."

The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."