A man walks up to the reception desk in a doctor's office.

The receptionist ask him what he had.
He said shingles.

She took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

15 minutes later, a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had.
Shingles he replied.

She took down his height, weight, complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

A half-hour later, a nurse came in and asked him what he had.
Shingles he replied again.

She took blood samples, a pressure test, a specimen told him to take off his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later, Dr. Keenan asked what he had.
He said shingles.

The doctor said where?

He said outside in the truck. Where do you want THEM?